Yassie Clicker

Yassie Clicker is a browser clicker game themed around @yassie_j, a ~~cult leader~~ niche Fediverse microcelebrity. By clicking Yaseen, you gain pats which you can use to buy items that will give you even more pats.

Warning: The game has unpausable flashing gifs, and plays a metal pipe sound effect at random time periods.

Items

contains flashing gifs and spoilers for the game

Tim Sweeney

Cost: 20 Pats
Pats Per Second: 0.2
Payoff Time: 100 Seconds

Nep

Cost: 100 Pats
Pats Per Second: 1
Payoff Time: 100 Seconds

AutoYas5000

Cost: 450 Pats
Pats Per Second: 5
Payoff Time: 90 Seconds

Exploding neocat

Cost: 2,200 Pats
Pats Per Second: 25
Payoff Time: 88 Seconds

Boiled pizza

Cost: 75,000 Pats
Pats Per Second: 1,000
Payoff Time: 75 Seconds

patsYaseen

Cost: 8,000 Pats
Pats Per Second: 100
Payoff Time: 80 Seconds

Agender flag

Cost: 320,000 Pats
Pats Per Second: 4,500
Payoff Time: 71.111... Seconds

Baba Yaseen

Cost: 600,000 Pats
Pats Per Second: 8,500
Payoff Time: 70.588... Seconds

Metal Pipe

Cost: 704,000 Pats
Pats Per Second: 10,000
Payoff Time: 70.4 Seconds

Them

Cost: 10,000,000 Pats
Pats Per Second: 20,000
Payoff Time: 500 Seconds

you like checking devtools don't you

Cost: 18,446,744,073,709,551,615 Pats
Pats Per Second: 0
Payoff Time: ∞