Down With Cis Bus
Here’s a thing that happened to one of my friends. I was there.pini la ni li kama tawa jan pona mi. mi ni.pini la ni li kama tawa jan pona mi. mi ni.
Basically, we were walking down the sidewalk, talking about something meaningless. I think it had to do with a movie. Then this bus screeches up, stops next to us, and a bunch of people with “Down with Cis” shirts climbed out and started beating him up. I was punched and kicked a bit too, but I managed to avoid brutalization by going for their faces. After figuring out what’s happening, I started attacking them back, getting them off of him. He was quite injured but I called 911 and he made a full recovery at the hospital. I was fine, with only a cut on my arm that they patched up.mi en jan pona mi li tawa lon nasin li toki nasa. mi pilin la ona li seme e sitelen tawa. ni la tomo tawa li suli pini kama mi. kulupu li tawa li jo e len. len kulupu li toki: "jan pi tonsi ala li kama anpa!". kulupu li utala e jan pona mi. ona li utala e mi. taso, mi ike e sinpin ona. mi sona lon la mi utala ona. one li ike mute. taso, mi toki nanpa misikeke. tomo misikeke la ona li pona. mi pona li jo e kipisi luka lili.mi en jan pona mi li tawa lon nasin li toki nasa. mi pilin la ona li seme e sitelen tawa. ni la tomo tawa suli pini kama mi. kulupu li tawa li jo e len. len kulupu li toki: "jan pi (tonsi ala) li kama anpa!". kulupu li utala e jan pona mi. ona li utala e mi. taso, mi ike e sinpin ona. mi sona lon la mi utala ona. ona li ike mute. taso, mi toki nanpa misikeke. tomo misikeke la ona li pona. mi pona li jo e kipisi luka lili.
It's So Sad that Steve Jobs Died of Ligma
Doctor Manhattan: It's so sad that Steve Jobs died of ligma.jan Manatan li toki: "ojuta li moli e jan Setepe Jope la ni li ike".jan [MANATAN] li toki: "ojuta li moli e jan [SETEPEJOPE] la ni li ike".
Rorschach: Who the hell is Steve Jobs?jan Losase li toki: "jan Setepe Jope li seme?".jan [LOSASE] li toki: "jan [SETEPEJOPE] li seme?".
Doctor Manhattan: Ligma ballsjan Manatan li toki: "ojuta e sike mi".jan [MANATAN] li toki: "ojuta e sike mi".
[Doctor Manhattan kills Rorschah.]jan Manatan li moli e jan Losase.jan [MANATAN] li moli e jan [LOSASE].
White Woman Spotted
> walk into Subway by myself> mi wan la mi tawa tomo moku> mi wan la mi tawa tomo moku
> forget im in real life> mi lon e ma lon la mi sona weka e ni> mi lon e ma lon la mi sona weka e ni
> see white woman> mi lukin e meli walo> mi lukin e meli walo
> audibly say "white woman spotted"> mi toki kalama: "mi alasa e meli walo"> mi toki kalama: "mi alasa e meli walo"
Obama Eridan
I still think his character arc is an allegory for the Obama presidency.mi pilin e ni la jan Ewitan li sama lawa pi jan Opama.mi pilin e ni la jan[EWITAN] li sama lawa pi(jan[OPAMA]).
Think about it - the supposed Prince of Hope knocks out Sollux (bipartisanship) and betrays Feferi (social welfare programs) and Kanaya (the LGBT community) in order to suck up to the fascist murderbeast Bec Noir (the GOP), who feels irrational loyalty to Jade (Reagan), a figure whom Noir does not truly know or understand and whose actions have often directly contradicted his stated ideals and goals.o lukin e ni. jan ni pi pakala sewi li ike e jan Soluse li moli e jan Pepeli e jan Kanaja li kepeken soweli ike Pek Noi. jan Soluse li sama nasin pi kulupu tu. jan Pepeli li sama nasin pi pana mani. jan Kanaja li sama kulupu kule. soweli Pek Noi li sama e kulupu Lipulikan. soweli Pek Noi li sona ala e jan nasa Jate li olin nasa e ona. jan Jate li sama jan lawa Leakan.o lukin e ni. jan ni pi(pakala sewi) li ike e jan[SOLUSE] li moli e jan[PEPELI] e jan[KANAJA] li kepeken soweli ike [PEKNOI]. jan[SOLUSE] li sama e nasin pi(kulupu tu). jan[PEPELI] li sama nasin pi(pana mani). jan[KANAJA] li sama kulupu kule. soweli[PEKNOI] li sama kulupu[LIPULIKAN]. soweli [PEKNOI] li sona ala e jan nasa [JATE] li olin nasa e ona. jan[JATE] li sama jan lawa [LEAKAN].
Eridan then goes to confront Gamzee (the increasingly dispossessed and disillusioned middle class) and Vriska (Vriska) with the intention of eliminating them as well, while his past self has made futile attempts at flirting with Karkat (true leftism).jan Ewitan li utala e jan Kamesi e jan Lisika. jan Kamesi li sama kulupu meso. jan Lisika li sama jan Lisika. tenpo pini la ona li alasa ike olin e jan Kakate. jan Kakate li sama nasin soto lon.jan[EWITAN] li utala e jan[KAMESI] e jan[LISIKA]. jan [KAMESI] li sama kulupu meso. jan [LISIKA] li sama jan [LISIKA]. tenpo pini la ona li alasa ike olin e jan[KAKATE]. jan [KAKATE] li sama nasin soto lon.
It just makes too much sense.ona li lukin lon tawa mi.ona li lukin lon tawa mi.
Secret because I don’t want to imply that Andrew Hussie wants queer voters to engage in the democratic process with their chainsaws in this coming election.len la jan Anterewe li wile ni: jan mute kule li toki kepeken ilo utala moli.len la jan[ANTEREWE] li wile ni: jan mute kule li toki wile kepeken ilo utala moli.
