White Woman Poke Bowl

white women will put an avocado on rice and call it a 'buddha bowl'

- a tweet I read once that I can't stop thinking about

My college has poke bowls sometimes, I usually order some variation of this:

Ingredients:

1. a bowl
2. white rice
3. salmon (ideally raw, but can also be smoked)
4. edamame
5. chopped up avocado
6. misc. other vegetables (optional)

Steps:

1. Put the rice in the bowl.
2. Put the other ingredients in the bowl. Don't bother mixing them together.
3. Eat. (Alternatively, wave the bowl tauntingly near native Hawaiians to irritate them. Be sure to pronounce "poke" as one syllable for extra caucasity.)