Hot Dog without the bun

This is my last resort when there is absolutely nothing good to eat at the college cafeteria. I do not reccommend it.

Ingredients:

1. a hot dog but without the bun
2. knife
3. ketchup

Steps:

1. Cut the hot dog into bite sized pieces.
2. Squirt some ketchup on your plate.
3. Dip the bites into the ketchup and eat them with a fork.
4. Pat yourself on the back for technically not skipping a meal.