Extended Quadrants

Have you ever thought "Man, I love Homestuck's quadrant system, but I wish it was worse and more complicated"? Me too! The diagrams and descriptions you're about to see were created by @mobiusnook on tumblr. Sadly, their account no longer exists.

If you haven't read Homestuck and/or don't know what quadrants are, this will probably make absolutely no sense to you whatsoever.

Content Warning

There are a lot of hypothetical relationships described here. Some of these quadrants may be sexual. Others are probably really unhealthy or even straight-up illegal.

My personal headcanon is that these terms are descriptions of identities/relationship dynamics that may occur, similar to how quadrant vacillation is treated in canon, as opposed to the main four quadrants which trolls are encouaged to actively seek out.

Troll Romance

sorry blind people but i aint providing alt text for this shit. just read the description ok
the canon quadrants
Apathy
An absence of involvement in the entire troll romance system. Only applies to non-non trolls.

Matespritship
♥️
Involves two people who have positive feelings of affection for each other. Often involves sexual or reproductive activity.

Auspisticism
♣️️
A scenario where a mediator is required to keep a relationship between two people civil and avoid bloodshed.

Kismesissitude
♠️️
A mixture of of mutual sexual attraction and hate. Leads to reproduction.

Moirallegiance
♦️️
A couple encouraged by fate to protect one another and ensure stability in the other troll/person’s life.

inner quadrants
Matespicism
♥️/♣️️
A situation where two otherwise indifferent people begin to have flushed feelings for one another, under the encouragement or force of a third individual.

Storgiation
♣️/♥️️
Two people work together to resolve conflict and find themselves developing red feelings for one another. This relationship can fade easily, and can sometimes only be strengthened when put under a pressure comparable to the one that instigated it.

Clovership
♣️/♠️️
A delicate balance in which the four participating individuals harbour a strong hatred for the other three. Together, the relationship is made stable and civil. If a participant is removed from the Clovership, relationships can progress to Kismesissitude unless a mediator becomes involved or the Clovership is re-completed.

Infinism
♠️/♣️️
A form of Kismesissitude, but the people involved can only have a successful black relationship if constant intervention is involved. Otherwise, their hate is so strong that they will take any opportunity to murder their Infinist.

Kismelegiance
♠️/♦️️
A troll in a Kismelegiance is compelled by fate to make an enmity with the other participant. This can progress to Kismesissitude or Infinism.

Erosissitude
♦️/♠️️
The two trolls are compelled by fate to constantly and simultaneously vacilliate, but are both on opposite ends of the spectrum. When one troll feels extreme red feelings, the other will express loathing. They both usually vacilliate at the same moment, meaning that they will never be able to have a stable and reproductive relationship.

Stituency
♦️/♥️️
A couple that is formed by defying fate. This can be done by destroying a Moirallegiance in order to form a new relationship or by turning A Kismelegiance into a Moirallegiance.

Philiasma
♥️/♦️️
A Philiasma is when, due to outside intervention, a Kismelegiance or Erosissitude is broken. When a Moiraillegiance is formed, it becomes unbreakable. The status of this love becomes unconditional and cannot do anything but grow stronger.

middle quadrants
Spritship
♥️/♥️/♣️️
When one is in a spritship, they surround themselves with multiple Matesprit candidates, but does not reproduce with anyone. What a tease.

Duostorgiation
♥️/♣️/♣️/♥️️
Similar to a Storgiation, except instead of a relationship growing under pressure, the relationship will grow when love is encouraged in others. The success of the Duostorgiating trolls is directly affected by how successful the relationship that they encourage turns out to be.

Scalemateship
♣️/♥️/♣️️
A very rare time when an Auspistice finds both of their monitored enemies flushed for them. The Monitor must now choose which of their courtiers they will continue on with and which one they will kill. If they do not kill either of the violent lovers, the two may develop an Infinism.

Chromership
♣️/♣️/♠️️
When an Auspistice becomes unreliable, an additional Auspistice may become involved in order to monitor the original Auspistice. This is usually done to avoid the development of Infinisms or Scalemateships.

Counter-Clovership
♣️️/♠️/♠️/♣️️️
A counter clovership is the opposite of a clovership. It is a group of four trolls who, while usually very friendly or indifferent, will become extremely vicious and violent when the full Counter Clovership comes together. While the members of a Clovership must be kept together, the members of a Counter Clovership must be kept apart at all costs.

Infimositude
♠️/♣️/♠️️
An Infimositude is an extremely rare and very volatile series of events. The two hateful enemies that make up an Infinism will find themselves monitored by the members of a completely different Infimositude. The result is something not that different from a clovership. Two pairs of trolls who hate the other troll in their pair have to keep the members of the other pair from killing each other. This results in either a brutal bloodbath or a mysterious harmony.

Descellegiance
♠️/♠️/♦️️
Many trolls that are part of a Kismelegiance are actually part of a Descellegiance. This is when, due to the placebo effect, two trolls will become Kismesissitude because they believe that they are a Kismelegiance. Unlike a Kismelegiance which can be long and drawn out, these are short and violent, but they are also stoppable. When these two trolls are convinced that they are in a Descellegiance, they will be able to end their Kismesissitude. However, it is often hard to tell the difference between a potent Kismelegiance and a light Descellegiance.

Double Agency
♠️️/♦️/♦️/♠️️️
A Double Agency is when two trolls, who have flushed feelings for one another, both pretend to have black feelings. This tends to happen when the personalities clash, usually competitive trolls. Usually, both trolls will suspect that the other actually has flushed feelings for them but neither is willing to reveal themselves in case their suspicions are wrong.

Insurgence
♦️/♠️/♦️️️
An Insurgence is a group of four Moirails that each feel a powerful romantic and protective love for one another that is harmonious and will not end with bloodshed between the Insurgents. However, they are all destined never to have sex or any form of troll reproduction.

Constituency
♦️/♦️/♥️️️
A Constituency is when one troll in a pair believes that they are the Moirail of another troll, but the second troll does not think that this is a Moirallegiance.

Envelopment
♦️️/♥️/♥️/♦️️
An Envelopment is when a troll intentionally does not reveal their true feelings on who they have powerful red or black feelings for, because they do not want to cause conflict with an existing Matesprit or Kismesiss.

Counter Philiasma
♥️/♦️/♥️️
This is a situation that is just as rare, if not more rare than an Infimositude, because when one person in a Philiasma dies, the other usually commits suicide immediately. However, when the living troll does not kill themselves, they will always withdraw from the troll romance system entirely and have feelings only of depression and apathy until they die.

outer quadrants
Unspritism
♥️/♥️/♥️/♣️️️
When the main troll in a spritship is forced out of it by the friend group that they themselves have founded.

Triospritism
♥️/♥️/♣️/♥️/♣️️️
When a group is gathered around the spectacle of a particularly ravenous Auspisticism.

Alpha Duostorgiation
♥️/♣️/♥️/♣️/♣️/♥️️
One of the two Duostorgiation final results. In this result, the relationship of the monitors becomes more flushed as the relationship of the second couple becomes more violent.

Beta Duostorgiation
♥️/♣️/♣️/♥️/♣️/♥️️
In the second Duostorgiation, the relationship of the monitoring couple becomes more flushed as the second couple’s relationship becomes more flushed.

Spewterism
♣️/♥️/♣️/♥️/♣️️
The opposite of a Scalemateship. This is when the monitor of an Auspisticism begins to have flushed feelings for both of the other trolls involved. These two trolls must decide how to respond to their monitor’s redrom persuasion.

Polyscalemateship
♣️/♥️/♥️/♣️️
When the members of two separate Auspisticisms become violent with each other, a third Auspisticism must step in to be the monitor. The monitor of the monitoring Auspisticism is usually put under intense pressure. Nicknamed ‘The Inception’

Metabollegiance
♣️️️/♣️/♣️️️/♠️️
Surrounding trolls are naturally drawn to this central troll.

Crosscorosion
♣️️️/♣️️️/♠️/♣️/♠️
Where a Kismesissitude constantly vicilliates between stability and requirement of an Auspistice.

Carcatuition
♣️️️/♠️/♣️/♠️/♠️/♣️
When a troll causes ambient conflicts in all surrounding trolls.

Flagism
♣️️️/♠️/♠️/♣️/♠️/♣️
Where a troll can only seem to have romantic feelings for other trolls of a similar caste.

Infimoallegiance
♣️️️/♠️/♣️/♠️/♣️
Where four trolls are compelled by fate to become an Infimositude.

Voidance
♣️️️/♠️/♣️/♠️️
The absence of any romantic persuasion in a troll. Can be romantically occurring or the result of a Counter Philiasma.

Gladiem
♠️/♠️/♠️/♦️️
When a troll is hypnotised or contractually forced into a relationship.

Literositude
♠️/♠️/♦️/♠️/♦️️
A troll who is attracted to fictional characters, and can only fulfil sexual desires through fictional literature. This is a quadrant that is prominent in cherubs.

Sedatespritship
♠️/♦️/♠️/♦️️/♦️/♠️
A relationship where a troll is the Matesprit or Kismesis of another troll, without the second troll’s knowledge.

Interagency
♠️️/♦️️/♦️/♠️/♦️/♠️
A relationship that begins with powerful love but slowly dulls to hate over time.

N-way Moirallegiance
♦️/♠️/♦️/♠️/♦️
A Moirallegiance with an unprecedented number of trolls. Usually ends with one or many Kismesissitudes.

Auspinsurgence
♦️/♠️/♦️️/♦️
Two sets of Moirails clash and require a monitor to keep them safe. There is the possibility that these two sets of Moiralls are themselves Moiralls. While trolls A and B are Moiralls, and trolls C and D are Moiralls, Moirallegiances AB and CD also become Moirails.

Stabbance
♦️/♦️️/♦️/♥️
If someone is a stabbance, they are a troll that has a fate-given gift of destroying the relationships of others.

Matestituency
♦️/♦️/♥️/♦️/♥️
A barrier by fate or destiny that completely blocks two trolls from having a relationship.

Webship
♦️/♥️/♦️/♥️/♥️/♦️
A relationship that can only remain stable when it takes place online. This can function through pesterlogs or Trollian.

Masquerade
♦️/♥️️/♥️/♦️/♥️/♦️
A Masquerade is when two trolls can only have a stable relationship through roleplay.

Fatespritship
♥️/♦️/♥️/♦️/♥️
A scenario in which a trolls A and B are in a Kismesissitude, C and D are in a Matespritship. Both of these relationships are destroyed, sometimes by a Stabbance. A will pair with C or D and B will pair with the troll that A does not pair with.

Laytherithm
♥️/♦️/♥️️/♥️
When troll A is flushed for troll B, but troll B is black for troll A and flushed for troll C. Troll C Is black for troll B and flushed for troll D. Troll D is black for troll C and flushed for troll E. There is a possibility of the Laytherithm linking into a circle, where Troll E would be flushed for troll A but troll A would be black for troll E, or they can end on their own.

hemosectors
Morteros
A relationship that stretches across multiple lifetimes.

Triospicism
A 3 way quadrant involving a couple and a third person that one troll in the couple has cheated on the other with.

Tixicitation
A relationship that can only remain functional while one or both trolls are under the effects of a drug or other substance that modifies mental state.

Demispritship
A Matespritship that does not end even though one of the trolls involved no longer has flushed feelings. This is because that troll is concerned about the way the Matesprite will react to the end of the romantic pairing.

Gemintercourse
A troll who is most comfortable having sexual interaction with two trolls at once.

Vicilliatspritship
A flushed or black coupling in which one of the trolls has a dual personality. Depending on the controlling personality, the status of the relationship can change or vicilliate completely.

Confusism
A troll who’s relationship is so conflicted and complicated that no one can conclusively class it as a Matespritship or a Kismesissitude.

Alter-Vicilliation
Similar to an Erosissitude, except instead of constantly vicilliating in their contrasting feelings for one another, the two trolls have a consistent relationship. For example, a troll has flushed feelings for another, but the other troll has black feelings for the original troll.

Sacrificitude
A flushed relationship where one troll dies to save the other. Whether this saviour is successful or not is irrelevant. Both trolls involved and also the killer will be a part of this quadrant.

Jiffilation
A troll who’s sexual advances are done successfully and entirely without the use of words. This can include images, videos, sign language or simply no communication at all.

Lucusest
A troll that has a sexual relationship with a Lusus.

Playahrithm
When a troll habitually and almost addictively cycles through innumerable flushed or caliginous flings.

Mendaciolum
A Kismesissitude formed on false information.

Controvissitude
A flushed or black relationship that is made purely to garner attention.

Mortism
A single troll quadrant of when a troll causes the death of their Matesprite deliberately. The offending troll remains in this quadrant permanently, even if the murdered trolls come back to life.

Philiositudology
The trolls in question achieve sexual fulfilment by theorising about the sexual activities of species other than their own, but find little pleasure in the details of their own species.

Strongallegiance
A relationship with sexual interaction that is based entirely on fetishes.

Hoofbeastiality
A sexual coupling between a troll and an animal or entire species of animal.

Moiralissitude
A relationship in which a past Moirallegiance becomes an enmity or Kismesissitude.

Messiasma
The one sided pair that is a Kismesissitude or Matespritship between a troll and a deity or the subject of a religion.

Counter Constituency
A Moirallegiance that is broken because a Moirall abandons their duty towards it. This couple is permanently blocked from access to the quadrant of Moirallegiance.

Dematism
The single-troll quadrant that someone belongs to before they have their first matespritship. Similar to Human concepts of virginity. Sometimes lasts an entire lifetime. All Voidanced trolls belong here too.

Stabbanspritship
A troll couple that comes into existence at the price of one or multiple moirallegiances belongs in this quadrant.

Aquestrissitude
A troll couple who can only have enjoyable sex when under water, despite their ability to breathe above it. Preferably salty water.

Leperchaun Romance

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overview
Leprechaun romance is split into three groups; Titillating, Repugnant and Lassitudinous. Within each of these groups, there are Tasteful Nonants, Distasteful Nonants and Pure Nonants. The tastefulness or purity of a Nonant defines how well it contributes toward an end goal of homosexual reproduction. Because that system is built into the Leprechaun mentality and can not be effectively described in the English language, I have split the Nonants into groups. A relationship may have more than one Nonant associated to it, but the accumulative points for that relationship must reach 9 or over for each of the two innermost rings, for reproduction to become a viable option. Tasteful Nonants require dedication or work, maybe even skill to keep consistent and stable, whereas Distasteful Nonants are easy to fulfil but looked down upon by the general Leprechaun community. A Leprechaun may not have more than one relationship with the same points value.

Titillating Repugnant Lassitudinous
Tasteful Discordem Petuliance Fortenant
Pure Erostuency Dundercism Tepidatience
Distasteful Heliatude Dolleration Weedership

the canon nonants ("charms")
Fortenant
Lassitudinous/Tasteful
Value: 2
A Fortenantly romantic group of Leprechauns are drawn together by luck. A Leprechaun may be luckier when with their Fortenant or simply have the luck to meet them often. If, by low chance, they do not indirectly cause the deaths of their other Fortenants, there is high potential for compatible reproductive activity. The Leprechauns may even like one another.

Dolleration
Repugnant/Distasteful
Value: 1
Dolleration is the romantic subject of Trickery, slight of hand and exploitation. Nothing makes a Leprechaun more attracted to another than by victimising/being victimised by the cruel and gentle hands of the con artist.

Dundercism
Repugnant/Pure
Value: 3
This Nonant encompasses rage or covetous anger. A Leprechaun will build the bond of romance with another, and they will both revel in the splendour of their hatred for one another. This type of love can break once a particular desire has been fulfilled.

Petuliance
Repugnant/Tasteful
Value: 2
Bullying is as ancient an activity to Leprechauns as breathing. When a Leprechaun finds someone they can truly bully or allow to bully them, they know they have found something really special.

Heliatude
Tittilating/Distasteful
Value: 1
A Nonant of the magical degree. These Leprechauns have fitting magical abilities/familiars/auras/any other magical bullshit that makes them more attractive or compatible for one another in any of the three ways.

Erostuency
Tittilating/Pure
Value: 3
The conventional sense of love. Leprechauns do not fully understand true love as trolls or humans do, but can have a deep yearning or affection for another Leprechaun.

Discordem
Tittilating/Tasteful
Value: 2
A Nonant that is integral to the Leprechaun relationship system. This encompasses the sacred activities of Jigging and Dancing. A highly exciting, disgusting or boring art form, if I do say so myself.

Weedership
Lassitudinous/Distasteful
Value: 1
When a Weedership forms around two Leprechauns, they are interwoven into the destinies of one another. Fate will bring the Leprechauns together or cause them to have a powerful effect on one another’s lives, for the good or for the bad.

Tepidatience
Lassitudinous/Pure
Value: 3
Tepidatience is a romance based entirely on time shenanigans. These Leprechauns are bound to travel through time for an annoyingly long time, never quite being somewhere practical for reproduction or conversation of any kind. However, they will have sex if need be. If there’s a will, there’s a way.

inner nonants
Manuplicitation
Lassitugnant
Value: 1.5
A particular skill of manipulation can be very prominent in some Leprechauns, and completely non-existent in others.

Robberism
Repugnant/Naughty
Value: 2
Stealing is simply the birthright of the Leprechaun.

Smachination
Repugnant/Nice
Value: 2.5
Violence is a core part of every Leprechaun’s life, but when you start using it as a basis for a relationship, things get iffy.

Pentagorum
Repugillating
Value: 1.5
If a Leprechaun has magic, you can be sure they’re going to use it and not always for the better. In fact, rarely for the better. How do you use a curse for a good cause, I ask you?

Lumpment
Tittilating/Naughty
Value: 2
Pure, no strings attached and unfiltered sex for the sake of sex. If love becomes a factor, don’t come crying to me.

Duetilatience
Tittilating/Nice
Value: 2.5
The power of music is surprisingly potent in the Leprechaun love. What do they say? Music is the window to the soul. Yes. I’m pretty sure that’s it.

Compalision
Tittitudinous
Value: 1.5
Clashing personalities can be just as powerful when it comes to Leprechaun relationships as fitting ones.

Moirallegiance
Lassitudinous/Naughty
Value: 2
Similar to Trolls, Leprechauns have an important bond that demands they are together.

Ruthlossitude
Lassitudinous/Nice
Value: 2.5
This is the practice of creating, or the love of nature. It is possibly the rarest of the Nonants. It involves bringing out things in other Leprechauns, such as emotion or activities.

possible relationship completion scenarios
These are basically all of the various types of relationships that Leprechauns are shown to have once they reach the point of possible reproduction. To do this, they need to have 9 points in the innermost ring of nonants and 9 in the second. Every complete state has a positive and negative side, linked but not directly connected to the feelings of love and hate. Each positive and negative has an alpha stage and a beta stage. A relationship can have Nonants from any of these states, but cannot have both light and dark Nonants from the same Alpha or Beta stage.

Manuplicitation
Alpha Light
The Leprechauns express their bond of bored repulsion by manipulating others to help them and benefit others, making the best of both individuals’ sets of skills. They will spend time doing this, while also dipping in and out of Fortenant and Dolleration stages.
Alpha Dark
Both Leprechauns enjoy tricking and pranking others, with the persuit of gaining power or whatever it is that they want. Often, a vendetta will be taken into account, or simple dislike for another person. Maybe they do it just for the fun of it. Who knows? Their relationship grows stronger through the misery of others, and isn’t that all that counts?
Beta Light
The pair will play pleasant and quaint tricks on one another, subtle pranks that both enjoy. Anger will be expressed through these playful pranks, and neither Leprechaun will usually overstep the line.
Beta Dark
A strong coupling will rarely be taken into account. Both of these Leprechauns will frequently show anger and hurt by forcing that on their partner, usually without the partner’s knowledge. Murder and slaughter is never off the table between these unhappy two, but at least it stays between them.

Robberism
Alpha Light
A Leprechaun can always look to this couple to help them out with anything they may need. They look to each other for guidance and will go the way of Robin Hood on multiple occasions. Stealing from the rich and giving to the poor may seem an odd lifestyle, but these Leprechauns find it gets them in the mood for any sort of biznasty.
Alpha Dark
If they’re going to be mass robbers, pillaging and taking what they want, giving nothing back, then at least they do it together. No Leprechaun coupling is stronger than one forged on a stolen couch.
Beta Light
Oh, the joys that these two give one another when they find a missing coin that is playfully thrown back to them with a wink and a lusty smile. These leprechauns will find pleasure in taking things from one another, but only the little things. After all, what is a loved one for, if not that?
Beta Dark
This is how bankruptcy starts, so be warned. It is usually a bad idea to be with a lover that will viciously and actively steal everything they can, whenever they can. It is not done in the spirit of fun, but of selfishness. Still, when you’re stealing those things right back and then some, it’s all fair game.

Smachination
Alpha Light
It’s all a game to these people, with no regard for who gets hurt. Love struck or hate stricken, they won’t touch one another in a harmful way. Wouldn’t dream of it. They’ll give whoever they find a titty twister, but they’ll have the courtesy to feel bad about it.
Alpha Dark
The only thing worse than a genuinely awful Leprechaun who wants nothing more than to get a knife in your face is two Leprechauns who team up to do that very thing.
Beta Light
A pinch, a thump in the arm for an insult. These Leprechauns are certainly not adverse to hurting one another, as long as it’s in a playful spirit.
Beta Dark
This is one of the relationships where murder, or near murder at the very least, is common place. Whether they hate or love each other is more often irrelevant to these Leprechauns. All that matters is that their partner exists, and it’s their job to end that.

Pentagorum
Alpha Light
These two will happily curse you to eternal damnation if you steal a baby’s ice lolly, but are relatively harmless in any other sense. The relationship revolves around these little activities. They inject excitement into their lives.
Alpha Dark
Woe betide anyone who meets these Leprechauns, for a curse is just what they will get. Doom is a strong word, but it will become an aspect of the lives of the people who know and like the couple.
Beta Light
Leprechaun magic is odd, and you might want to keep a look out when a couple like this comes into view. Chances, they’ll be missing a body part or two, but they’ll be smiling about it.
Beta Dark
Despite the usually extreme sex that these couple have, they tend to curse each other to death almost immediately.

Lumpment
Alpha Light
You know that couple that seems to always love everyone no matter what the world throws at them? Either they’re on weed, or they’re Lumpment Alpha Light Leprechauns.
Alpha Dark
Let’s just say these Leprechauns are not good to anyone. They will sexually abuse someone to keep that loving spark going.
Beta Light
This is, if anything, the most important stage for a successful Leprechaun relationship. Loving one another is something that can overcome most boundaries that face a couple.
Beta Dark
The things these two do in bed are not fit for explanation. It is said that when they were described in full detail to an over-curious human, his entire body literally imploded.

Duetilatience
Alpha Light
You know the people who just start randomly singing in movies and always seem to know what the other person is going to say, even though they never rehearsed it? These are those people.
Alpha Dark
You ever heard the brown note? These Leprechauns probably can and will sing the brown note to you, and enjoy every minute of your pain.
Beta Light
‘You and I, we finish each other’s-‘
‘-Sandwiches.’
Beta Dark
You might be wondering how song can be used in a violent way towards a lover. I was curious once too. I don’t recommend trying to find out.

Compalision
Alpha Light
These Leprechauns always seem to fit in wherever they go. Everybody likes these Leprechauns. They’ve got something about them that is so appealing, you have no idea why.
Alpha Dark
These are the really awful Leprechauns who nobody likes. You know the sort of people I’m taking about.
Beta Light
Two Leprechauns could not be more in synch If they tried. It is so adorable at first, but then it begins to get sickening.
Beta Dark
How such a different couple got together and made it this far, you have no idea. Maybe they’re just coasting off all the disgust sex that they have.

Moirallegiance
Alpha Light
Clearly, fate wanted you to meet this pair. They give out an odd sense that you were meant to meet them, as if it is all preordained. Maybe it is. Maybe you should avoid them at all costs.
Alpha Dark
I was right. You should avoid these lovers at all costs. They will wreak havoc on your destiny, or maybe they already have. It’s so hard to tell at this point.
Beta Light
From the moment they met, these Leprechauns were meant for one another. Their Love/Disgust/Boredom with their mate is so powerful that it astounds you and pretty much anyone else who happens to be watching.
Beta Dark
Some cruel god must rule the world if he/she decided to put these two together.

Ruthlossitude
Alpha Light
This is when Leprechauns spread life. They try and create it in others or in the natural world. These Leprechauns are usually pacifists, and have a peaceful demeanor.
Alpha Dark
Love, creativity, life in general. These are the things that this duo will stamp out in their quest for lust.
Beta Light
These Leprechauns are very good at bringing out the best in their partner.
Beta Dark
These Leprechauns have a unique talent for turning their partner into a monster.

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