>>1-san (>>1さん) is a representation of >>1, the original poster who is responsible for every thread on 2ch. It's similar to the concept of "OP" on Reddit or 4chan.
The （（（ ））） on >>1-san's head is his hair, by the way.
This copypasta was originally created to mock some >>1 that made a dumbass take. It became a hilarious meme and people have even made different versions of it.
We are >>1's unused brain parts. We're sorry that >>1 totally missed the point of this thread. We tried to warn the cut&paste lobe, but it went brazenly on, totally missing the point of the thread in its zeal to post a years-old piece of stupidity that has been totally drained of funny and is now a dried out husk of stupidity. In fact, we unused lobes suspect that the cut&paste lobe may have been trying to be ironic in posting something that was both unfunny and off-topic. We are currently attempting to reroute bloodflow through >>1's brain so that the more intelligent parts can once again take command and make >>1 into a valuable member of society. Wish us luck. Godspeed!
The rivalry between >>1-san and the Hattoushin Monas is legendary. It all started when some >>1 made a thread about how they thought Hattoushin Monas were gross. Other 2ch users thought it would be funny to fill the thread with AA art of >>1-san getting chased by Hattoushin Monas.
>>2-san (>>2さん) is a character who is the opposite of >>1-san. He loves Hattousin Monas and tries to chase them, but they find him disgusting and run away from him.
